Dyrty Steve's definitions

Abeitis

Medical condition occurring commonly among shipyard employees. Symptoms include depression, weakness in the joints(specifically the ankles), trouble getting out of bed, an overall feeling of lethargy, saying “better than what I got”,& a hatred of life in general. Is highly contagious & cannot be cured or treated once it becomes terminal.

I was down with the abeitis all last week & nearly jumped off a bridge. Good thing I have unlimited vacation time.

by Dyrty Steve December 21, 2018