1 definition by Dypsymphuliac

When in a position where a polite person would act against his/her own self-interest, you remain assertive for personal gain.
"Hey man, I wasn't sure whether or not you wanted a sandwich so I just got the one."
"Here, I'll take this one. You go get yourself another sandwich."
"What the...?"
"Sharkbite, bitch!"

"Lets cut to the chase -- There are two types of people, sheep and sharks."
by Dypsymphuliac December 26, 2009
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