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Definitions by Dylan Wilson

Jasper Juice Box 

When someone urinates and ejaculates into a persons anus and sucks it out slowly with a straw.
(Darren)..I heard rod had a Jasper juice box last night ?

(Dylan)..Ya I heard Brian farted and the juice started comming through Rod's nose.
Jasper Juice Box by Dylan Wilson February 12, 2008

Currie Crabapple 

After anal sex a Crabapple is inserted into the anus so it can be retrived by the partner using only his mouth.
(Eating is optional)
Hey man Ron told me he gave Scott the old Currie Crabapple last night !

Ya..Rob & Ron told me that it took Scott almost a hour of hard sucking and gnawing to get that bad boy out.
Dude !! (I think scott made Ron eat it after).
Currie Crabapple by Dylan Wilson February 8, 2008

Jasper Steamer 

When you suck the fart right out of your partners ass hole
Man when I gave rod the Jasper steamer it was wet and hot.
Jasper Steamer by Dylan Wilson February 24, 2007