An Einstein-relativity device that warps the space-time continuum to such an extent that the user does not perceive the passage of time. To the user, or "player," only hunger, ass-cramps, or bladder pressure will provide clues as to the "tempus fugit."
"Ding! I am the bomb on this mmorpg. Word Y'All! Fuck-a-duck man, it's 7 a.m.! Not cool. Not cool. That mmorpg just made me miss my midterm."