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Gage 

One who always ditches out on social events (such as parties or hanging out with girls) and would rather spend their time playing video games in their room or beating off in the dark.

That bitch totally wanted your balls, but you were being such a gage that you pussied out!

Gage by Durp Narf Durp October 22, 2011