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Jizzstillery

A rectum that is being used to ferment sperm into alcohol.

The liquor is generally consumed by being felched out with a straw.

Sometimes a large stalk of sugarcane is rammed in and out of the rectum to add sugar to the mash.
Since 1983, Francis has been fermenting spunk up his poop shoot. That’s right, the oldest jizzstillery in the state. Slick is the main distiller, and his batches are referred to as Slick Daniel’s. Slick can be seen sipping the liquor with a shit eating grin on his face.
by Dunkin Midikiner December 25, 2024
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