Definitions by Dumb dude
Schlued
The grossest possible guy(or girl). More specifically, the douchiest kind of gross guy. A schlued is the typical guy who thinks they are the shit and likes to rub it in other peoples faces.
Mbong
Is a very cool dude and but only has a few friends. He love pizza and playing games. Could easily get offended. He loves helping people out.
Mbong is a good friend.