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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afriad of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
It is said that Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. The only problem is that Chuck Norris never cries.
It is said that Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. The only problem is that Chuck Norris never cries.
by Dude with no name April 15, 2006
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