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Definitions by Drytjie

noun /pro-BUM-bus/

A rare, nocturnal interdimensional creature that lives exclusively inside vending machines. It feeds on loose change, expired snacks, and people’s dashed hopes when their chips get stuck.
Bro I swear the Coke got stuck and then the whole machine did the probumbus dance. My $10 is gone forever.
Probumbus by Drytjie August 19, 2026