Definitions by Drunk Pen

taxes 

“'Cause I'm the taxman, yeah I'm the taxman
If you drive a car, I'll tax the street,
If you try to sit, I'll tax your seat.
If you get too cold I'll tax the heat,
If you take a walk, I'll tax your feet.” - Taxman, The Beatles

Taxes make no sense to me. Money makes me question life. I have to spend it to make it. They take it for the feds and my state.

April 15th is Tax Day in the USA.

taxes by Drunk Pen April 16, 2019

drunk pen 

A drunk pen -a pen from a bartender.

Did I steal this pen or did he give it to me? Oh well, it’s a drunk pen now! I’m drunk and it’s a pen. I think, I’ll name a blog after that...

drunk pen by Drunk Pen April 16, 2019