Definitions by Drunk Merlin

seat-sniffer 

A middle-aged man who pervs over young girls.

seat-sniffer by Drunk Merlin October 23, 2003

smotin'-stick 

Bastardisation of "smitting stick", any long heavy wooden object used to handheld weapon usually smash to face of an enemy.

The traditional Irish game of hurling (similar to hockey) uses modified "smotin' sticks" to hit a small leather ball. The existance of this game indecates the popularity of "smotin' sticks" in gaelic Ireland.

smotin'-stick by Drunk Merlin October 23, 2003