Drummer Johnny 3000's definitions

Townie

Someone who has nuthin better to do then go around town smoking and telling people to piss off. They have no future and they smell like crap. Their hats are so far back they look like they are stapled on to stay on their head. They love bad boys 2 and hate school of rock.SAD ASS'S!!!!!

Townie: "im well 'ard"
Me: "U always try and start fights for no reason"
Townie "U STARTIN'???"
ME: "rrrrrright"

by Drummer Johnny 3000 February 16, 2004