Definitions by Drop Dizzle

mexican alarm clock 

To fart in ones face to wake them from a sleep.

Dude last night my wife fell asleep watching the move, so I woke her up with the old "Mexican Alarm Clock"

mexican alarm clock by Drop Dizzle February 5, 2007

Mexican back massage 

The act of directly farting on another person. To press your ass against their body and break wind.

After all that taco bell, I was really giving out the Mexican back massages.

Mexican back massage by Drop Dizzle February 5, 2007