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Definitions by Dranky DeBeers
The fortune cookie
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When a man ejaculates into a
females
armpit
leaving
a
surprise
when opened.
My lover
gave me the
fortune cookie
last night
.
The fortune cookie
by
Dranky DeBeers
June 24, 2015
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