Definitions by Dragon Spatz

gurgle burgle sho-shurgle 

A term you use to confuse the fuck out of someone to get out of an awkward conversation. It also a code term for the Illuminati that means "I farted and blame you."

Gurgle burgle sho-shurgle is best used to get out of awkward social situations. For example, saying gurgle burgle sho-shurgle when your girlfriend asks you if she looks fat.

gurgle burgle sho-shurgle by Dragon Spatz November 1, 2017

double-winding 

Double-winding is a term you use when you fart and the wind takes the scent in an unintended direction.

Double-winding is when someone farts and the wind blows in an unintended direction. It can easily backfire.

double-winding by Dragon Spatz November 1, 2017