Bum Knuckle

A particularly large irritating haemorrhoid.

the steak Geoff had the night before created such difficulty pushing the poo out that it created a real bum knuckle.

by Dragon Iron January 05, 2014

Prekfast

A pre-breakfast. The (sometimes not so) small snack that many salad dodgers will eat before having their proper breakfast.

Look at Fred over there eating her cereal bar, it's her prekfast, she'll be on to a full English soon.

by Dragon Iron May 24, 2018

Ignorist

Someone who you're not sure was racist or ignorant first, but you're damn sure they're both

Look at Phil over there, coming out with his usual UKIP ignorist claptrap

by Dragon Iron June 07, 2017