10 definitions by DraconicOxalis
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by DraconicOxalis March 12, 2021
Pablo the Almighty Lord and Savior of the Land of Shadows and Cheesecake. He is known for stealing various forms of pasta and non-italian noodle dishes such as tortellini, linguine, spaghetti, penne, shell noodles, macaroni, ramen, Disney Princess Chicken Noodle Soup, etc. He enjoys wreaking havoc among members of the gaehive somewhere in the deepest, darkest corners of the internet. He resides everywhere and nowhere on a plane that is parallel to ours, appearing only to take the pastas that are rightfully his, particularly your leftover tortellini from 48 hours ago. He only accepts offerings that are placed inside a rectangular container with a red lid, which is then placed underneath a circular container with a single Ikea meatball inside. Pablo will accept the tortellini gratefully, and bestow upon your home the Blessing of Pablo. To protect your tortellini, you must keep it inside the drawers among the broccoli. If Pablo steals your tortellini, then nothing will happen to your home, excluding the punishment your older brother gives your for eating his tortellini. It pleases Pablo to see it.
(͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖) I'm coming for your tortellini
by DraconicOxalis July 6, 2021
by DraconicOxalis March 14, 2021