A gooper, or more commonly pronounced “goop-ah”, is a person who uses mass produced shoe polish instead of the better and more obvious choice, bacon grease. May specifically refer to the people who originally started the shoe polish companies.
Why don’t you go grab your shine box ya goopa, cause I can smell that shit from here!
Brown shoes? I just add a little brown sugar and cinnamon for the color. What do you think I am? A fuckin’ goopa?!
Those goopas were the ones who took our family legacy from us.
Just add charcoal to the bacon grease when you’re shinin your black shoes. Don’t be a fuckin goopa like the rest of those goopas!
Brown shoes? I just add a little brown sugar and cinnamon for the color. What do you think I am? A fuckin’ goopa?!
Those goopas were the ones who took our family legacy from us.
Just add charcoal to the bacon grease when you’re shinin your black shoes. Don’t be a fuckin goopa like the rest of those goopas!
by Dr_Funk3000 May 16, 2023