Dr. Ziploc's definitions
Dry sex lacking natural or synthetic lubrication, generally initiated in haste without sufficient foreplay. Often, alleviation is attempted through the application of saliva. Probably originated from the general lack of care for old cheap bicycles leading to the squeaking of a rusty chain as they are pedaled down the road.
We were at her parents cabin and her father was out for 5 minutes, I had no other option than to rusty schwinn her.
by Dr. Ziploc August 1, 2010
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