Definitions by Dr. TrollnBurge

Trolliosis 

Skin condition newborns are diagnosed with causing them to rapidly evolve into monstrous trolls. No such cure has been found for trolliosis, all that can be done is plastic surgery.

Symptoms include:
Greasy hair
Unbelievable strength

Mood Swings
Addiction to Steal
Obsessiveness
Tends to live under bridges

I heard that girl was born with trolliosis... poor troll.

Trolliosis by Dr. TrollnBurge December 11, 2010