certificatology

The study of certificatation (and other shit)

"Hey mister, are you sure that you are qualified to be extricating this jar of delicious Smucker's grape jelly from my tender young bunghole"

"Why, of course I'm qualified to do this. Afterall, I am a self-proclaimed Doctor of Certificatology."

by Dr. Todd Fuquad February 04, 2006

kiss on the neck

to cut someone's throat

"I'muna give ya a kiss on the neck, bitch..."

by Dr. Todd Fuquad February 05, 2006

Mexican Bowtie

To slice someone's throat from ear to ear

"Yo' Holmes, let's go get some Taco Bell and the give eachother Mexican Bowties for desert"

"Yo' essay, that be fucked up"

by Dr. Todd Fuquad February 04, 2006