Definitions by Dr. Todd Fuquad

Mexican Bowtie 

To slice someone's throat from ear to ear

"Yo' Holmes, let's go get some Taco Bell and the give eachother Mexican Bowties for desert"

"Yo' essay, that be fucked up"

Mexican Bowtie by Dr. Todd Fuquad November 1, 2006

certificatology 

The study of certificatation (and other shit)

"Hey mister, are you sure that you are qualified to be extricating this jar of delicious Smucker's grape jelly from my tender young bunghole"

"Why, of course I'm qualified to do this. Afterall, I am a self-proclaimed Doctor of Certificatology."

certificatology by Dr. Todd Fuquad February 4, 2006

kiss on the neck 

to cut someone's throat

"I'muna give ya a kiss on the neck, bitch..."

kiss on the neck by Dr. Todd Fuquad February 4, 2006