Definitions by Dr. Thirsty

tool 

Tool is synonymous for jock. Tools often jump very high, suck at super smash brothers, gets 4's all around, and loves the booty. Some tools tend to hate Jewish people.

Look at that tool, Sean, going for a tipper.

tool by Dr. Thirsty June 22, 2014

baby fudge dragon 

A minute turd that is produced from consuming shitty baby food-esque drinks.

"Hey mom guess what!? That meatloaf brought me a baby fudge dragon!"

baby fudge dragon by Dr. Thirsty March 18, 2014