Definitions by Dr. Silly Penis

Captain Queef

A title attributed to a female who navigates through sexual intercourse with consistent and audible gusts of vaginal air.

A woman who queefs a lot

"Thanks for the ride, Captain Queef. What's on tv?"

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A dance off between 2 or more men at a club/bar

Kurtis was supposed to be my wingman but everytime we went on the dance floor he kept challenging guys to mance-offs

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