Definitions by Dr. Shornington

The Miami Midget Shorn 

The act of throwing a shit covered midget into a crowd of Hispanic women. This is a historic activity local to the Miami area.

I was down in Miami with your mother last weekend and someone pulled off The Miami Midget Shorn. The slippery midget got shit all over your mothers new dress.

The Miami Midget Shorn by Dr. Shornington January 26, 2022