Dr. Shitsteins's definitions

Tud Balls

Little balls of shit that get caught in your ass hair's after wiping. Usually gets worse as you get older, generally rolled with small amounts of toilet paper.

Man, my ass is itchy... Must be full of tud balls.

Joe: Hey, Hanks give me a hand!

Hanks: Fucks no!

Joe: Hanks, your being a friggin' tud ball!

by Dr. Shitsteins July 8, 2010