Dr. SftPork's definitions

mexican throat baby

the loogie that a girl hocks as she spits out your semen after the act of fellatio.

dude, yesterday my girlfriend hocked the fattest mexican throat baby on the floor, and then my dog ate it, and now my dog is acting really weird and shaking.

by Dr. SftPork October 23, 2008

Sword of Omens

the act of ejaculating onto the top of a girl's head like a fountain with your erect penis pressed against the forehead, and a testicle placed over each of her eyes.

dude, this girl is a keeper, last night she gave me a Sword of Omens in a porta-potty at the special olympics!

by Dr. SftPork October 26, 2008