Skip to main content

Definitions by Dr. SftPork

Sword of Omens 

the act of ejaculating onto the top of a girl's head like a fountain with your erect penis pressed against the forehead, and a testicle placed over each of her eyes.
dude, this girl is a keeper, last night she gave me a Sword of Omens in a porta-potty at the special olympics!
Sword of Omens by Dr. SftPork October 26, 2008

mexican throat baby

the loogie that a girl hocks as she spits out your semen after the act of fellatio.
dude, yesterday my girlfriend hocked the fattest mexican throat baby on the floor, and then my dog ate it, and now my dog is acting really weird and shaking.
mexican throat baby by Dr. SftPork October 23, 2008