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Begels

Begels: repeated exercise squeezing your anal sphincter in an attempt to tighten it and make it stronger.
I haven’t had a rectal prolapse since I started my intense begel regimen.
Doing my begels regularly makes my shits look like long garter snakes.

Since doing begels, my farts have moved from tuba and trombone to trumpet and bugle.
by Dr. Seymour Bottomholes September 16, 2020
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Begels

Begels: repeated exercise squeezing your anal sphincter in an attempt to tighten it and make it stronger.
I haven’t had a rectal prolapse since I started my intense begel regimen.
Doing my begels regularly makes my shits look like long garter snakes.

Since doing begels, my farts have moved from tuba and trombone to trumpet and bugle. My target is piccolo
by Dr. Seymour Bottomholes September 16, 2020
mugGet the Begelsmug.

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