Dr. Richard Mossif's definitions

Dyerbeetus

An illness/serious disease contracted during intercourse with a humanbreing who has previously been diagnosed with diabetes. This disease can cause respitory failure, athletes foot, depression and self judgement. Unfortunately, it can only be healed with ear removal surgery (earostripathe).

See Dave over there, he has dyerbeetus. Sad times for Dave, god bless his fat heart...

by Dr. Richard Mossif December 5, 2019