Definitions by Dr. Oz

Real nigga sickness

A very Rare sickness that no man kind has ever gotten.

Real nigga sickness is like Eating a pizza and throwing it up after.

The cheapest and most effective way to not have a baby. You can trust me, I'm a doctor.

-Did you help heather with that coat hanger abortion last week?
-Chyea, it was just like making scrambled eggs!
-Gnar chill brah!

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