Dr. Janky's definitions

velten

One who acts like a ninja, but in reality is a pirate.

Hey, is the guy in the warehouse a ninja?

Nah, he's a total velten, man.

by dr. janky December 28, 2005

stuppy

Similar to a Fonzie; the epitome of coolness. A laid back individual that possesses the ability to bitch-slap someone into a previous week.

Hey, are you cool man?

Dude, I'm a total stuppy.

by dr. janky July 20, 2008

Ghetto Diamond

A black girls asshole.

Rihanna's ghetto diamond is in the light.

by Dr. Janky August 7, 2014