Definitions by Dr. Harold Balsagna

Yeti Finger

A Yeti finger describes the situation where human fecal material is frozen solid and then utilized to penetrate a partner’s genitalia in a manner not dissimilar to how a dildo would be used.

Chachi was feeling randy but knew Uncle Tito had been drinking and wouldn’t be able to perform. He planned ahead and asked Uncle Tito to freeze his feces so that he could satisfy Chachi by administering a Yeti Finger later that afternoon.

Yeti Finger by Dr. Harold Balsagna March 29, 2026