Dr. Gert B. Froab's definitions

Beef ring

Another term for anus.

After Gert ate dem chips with cheese and fire sauce, his beef ring was tore the fuck up.

by Dr. Gert B. Froab October 17, 2007

Meat Fumes

Odiferous eminations resulting from an all protein diet.

1. After Maynard ate that whole chicken, the meat fumes coming from the shitter were unbearable.

by Dr. Gert B. Froab October 20, 2007