Verb, To crotch croc is to flash ones vagina to the public when not wearing underwear. Usually by way of media exposure in a public forum.
Steve: "dude did you hear about Brittany Spears?"
Richard: "Crotch Croc again?"
Steve: "Totally"
Richard: "Nice..."
Richard: "Crotch Croc again?"
Steve: "Totally"
Richard: "Nice..."
by Dr. Fox 23 March 09, 2009
Get the Crotch Crocmug. The act of going out for a cheeky lunch time tipple on a Thursday only to find your entire day obliterated by a full on session.
Girl 1: What happened to you on Thursday?!
Girl 2: Oh babes, I pearced THE SHIT out of the entire day, total friday fear the next day
Girl 1: Again Gemma?!...I think you have a problem...
Girl 2: Oh babes, I pearced THE SHIT out of the entire day, total friday fear the next day
Girl 1: Again Gemma?!...I think you have a problem...
by Dr. Fox 23 February 28, 2017
Get the Pearcedmug.