Definitions by Dr. Excel
Penesmus
Medical term, used to describe a painful sensation during ejaculation with multiple causes (emotional or physical).
Plural: 'Penesmen'
Plural: 'Penesmen'
"Oh Baby, it hurt so bad cumming on your face!" - "Don't worry, it was just a Penesmus. Are you thinking about your abusive uncle again?"
Drechsel
The friend in your group, that makes the most homosexual comments and advances, but is the straightest person you`ll ever know. He tries to hide his 8'', thick cock inside cargo shorts most of the time but can't escape the looks of the ladies. His biggest secret is his body count, which is unexpectedly low. But don't you mention it in front of him, he'll try to anally interrogate you about the origin of your knowledge!
Don't flirt with him, Emmanual! He's not really gay, just a typical Drechsel! And he's got Penesmen on top of it!