Definitions by Dr. Evil

office bicycle 

British slang for 'office slut'
just like village bicycle

Everyone gets a ride with the office bicycle.
The boss has a nice office bike.

office bicycle by Dr. Evil September 21, 2004

fart knocker 

One who farts on his neighbor's doorstep, knocks and then runs away leaving said neighbor in smelly ass cloud.

Goddamnit....That Fart Knocker just busted ass on my doorstep again.

fart knocker by Dr. Evil December 3, 2003