fart knocker

One who farts on his neighbor's doorstep, knocks and then runs away leaving said neighbor in smelly ass cloud.

Goddamnit....That Fart Knocker just busted ass on my doorstep again.

by Dr. Evil December 03, 2003

office bicycle

British slang for 'office slut'
just like village bicycle

Everyone gets a ride with the office bicycle.
The boss has a nice office bike.

by Dr. Evil September 21, 2004