philosophical cock block

When you've come up with a great idea only to realize someone else came up with it before you

"I was about to post my definition for masturbae when I found out that someone else already created one. What a philosophical cock block!"

by Dr. Dob Doblinson March 17, 2015

Masturbae

Your primary source of stimulation.

I've never touched her, but she's my masturbae.

by Dr. Dob Doblinson March 17, 2015