Definitions by Dr. Derpal J. Trump

Mitch McConnell 

The blue whale's anus can open 3.5 feet, making it the second largest asshole in the world next to Mitch McConnell.

I was so constipated from eating that cheeseball last night that my asshole stretched out to the size of Mitch McConnell when I took a shit this morning.

Mitch McConnell by Dr. Derpal J. Trump September 24, 2020