Dr. Derpal J. Trump 's definitions
The blue whale's anus can open 3.5 feet, making it the second largest asshole in the world next to Mitch McConnell.
I was so constipated from eating that cheeseball last night that my asshole stretched out to the size of Mitch McConnell when I took a shit this morning.
by Dr. Derpal J. Trump September 24, 2020
Get the Mitch McConnellmug.