A pandemic that recently morphed from the H1N1 virus. Symptoms of swag flu include:
Spending copious amounts of money on jewelry.
Ordering expensive drinks consisting of Hennessy and other cognacs.
Driving cars that you cannot afford.
There is no cure for swag flu.
I can't come into work today because I've got the swag flu. Also, I just leased a new E-Class that I have no way of paying off.