2 definitions by Dr. Bitchslap

sausage fest

any environment in which males far outnumber females; the Internet, for instance, is a sausage fest

Don't waste your money on online personal ads. All those Web pages make lots of promises but they're all sausage fests, with 98% or more of their users horny desperate men just like you. If you spend money on an ad, you're a hell of a lot more likely to hear from gay men than from women.

by Dr. Bitchslap May 25, 2003

mom bomb

n., gigantic SUV popular with soccer moms, from "mom" + "bomb" (in the sense of the old slang term for an old worn-out automobile that might explode)

I'm sorry I was late for work, but this stupid cunt driving a mom bomb full of sprogs was doing 35 miles an hour in the passing lane.

by Dr. Bitchslap May 16, 2003