Definitions by Dr. Bighead

Frogsheet 

The flattened corpse(s) of a frog or army of frogs after an unfortunate steamroller incident.

“Woah! Dude, am I, like, just really high? Or is that frogsheet about the most beautiful image you’ve ever seen flattened across a newly paved road?"

Frogsheet by Dr. Bighead March 27, 2022

Frogsheet 

The carcass(es) of a frog or army of frogs after an unfortunate incident with a steamroller.

“Woah! Dude, am I, like, just really high? Or is that frogsheet about the most beautiful image you’ve ever seen flattened across a newly paved road?"

Frogsheet by Dr. Bighead March 26, 2022

stumbledancing 

When you've been drinking while listening to great music while drunk, and think you're dancing fantastically but you're so drunk you're pretty much just stumbling around the room in somewhat approximation to the beat of the music.

"Look at that fool stumbledancing all around the discotech!"

stumbledancing by Dr. Bighead March 26, 2022