Dr. Alfred Wang's definitions

Gucci Balls

The 1-2 hours post-shower during which the male ball sack and taint are free of ball sweat and flatulent debris.

Husband: Hey babe, any chance you could give me a hummer before church.

Wife: Ew! No!

Husband: c'mon honey. These boys are fresh as fuck. Straight up Gucci balls.

by Dr. Alfred Wang October 22, 2018

Jedi Redeye

A sexual move that occurs when a glow stick is taped to the penis during anal sex thereby creating the appearance of a light saber.

"Her butt was so tight I had to use the force to give her a good Jedi Redeye."

by Dr. Alfred Wang October 22, 2018