Dr. A29's definitions

Cianciola

A deadly STD that can only be contracted from anal sex with a short, bald man. Symptoms include: Burnihg sensation while peeing and/or pooping, orange cream pop colored discharge from anus, skin discoloration, loss of appetite, dizziness and possible fainting while watching Wili Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, unpredictable explosive diarrhea, hair growing in all areas but on the head, voiding bowels while listening to rocky top and/or turn down for what, death.

David: A week after anal sex with Tim I went to the doctor and found out I have Cianciola.

Tim: My bad bro.

by Dr. A29 July 11, 2016