Dr Yeezy 's definitions

Laudy Flu

A unique strain of COVID-19 that is localized within the ft. Lauderdale region. Symptoms include: reserving a table everywhere you go, with no visible health issues such as a cough or a fever.

VIP Hostess: I really hope that guy with glasses with a beard comes in this weekend

Hostess 2: why?
VIP: Hostess: he pays my bills because he's got the Laudy flu

by Dr Yeezy March 13, 2021