Definitions by Dr Shmeckle Mr Slide

Eeyore Titties 

Occurs when a woman's titties droop down to the ground and point outwards. Not unlike Eeyores ears from Winnie the Pooh. They appear sad and unwanted.

Damn that bitch had Eeyore titties.

Eeyore Titties by Dr Shmeckle Mr Slide November 29, 2011