Definitions by Dr Psyko
Hand Rape
Act of inserting partner's (or other's) hand down your pants in order for them to play with you and not allowing the release of the hand by pushing your stomach out to 'lock' their hand in place. An act of hand rape. Hours of ceaseless amusement, unless aggressive, unprovoked resistance measures taken.
Well your not cooking, or washing or anything, might as well make good use of what God's given you....why don't you hand rape me?