Definitions by Dr Nogood

woodchuck 

a nasty beaver variation that enjoys chucking as much wood as possible to the annoyance of the average wood farmer

Them damn woodchucks be chucking my wood again!

Woodchucks chuck an average distance of 15 feet.

Wood sales are down again; them effing woodchucks be messing with my woodpiles again.

Shirley get my gun. The woodchucks are back.

woodchuck by Dr Nogood October 27, 2010