Definitions by Dr Mark Doran the Third

nook 

Past tense of nick. You can't have nicked something, that just sounds fucking stupid.

"I nook the monkey!THE MONKEY!!!"

nook by Dr Mark Doran the Third January 12, 2003

Olsen Twins 

The most sought after porn in the world. The modern day perverts holy grail.

"Olsen twin porn"

Olsen Twins by Dr Mark Doran the Third January 12, 2003