Danny

A person hired to live in your home in your absence to watch your dog and keep him company; a dog nanny. Dog+Nanny= Danny

Joseph felt really bad leaving Spot at the kennel, so he hired a danny.

by Dr Lina P July 09, 2009

Fezbook

A social network for those who sport red felt hats shaped like truncated cones. aka fez hats.

Jesus (haysoos): Hey, Jonah, wanna chat on Fezbook?
Jonah: Sure, dude!
Bob: Can I join?
Jesus: No! You look awful in a fez!

by Dr Lina P September 14, 2009