Definitions by Dr FUP

benbature 

benbature- likely to be used for/as an excuse to;
get out of work, school classes, court dates, and just your normal appointments.

I ruptured my benbature during an extremely wild cyclops ride.
I am having benbature irregularities.
My benbature is swollen.
or last but not least, at the auto shop, ask the mechanic to check the braking benbature mechanism.

benbature by Dr FUP November 9, 2009