Dr Coolio's definitions

Beachmere

A crapshack suburb which lies on the outskirts of Caboolture. Its name is misleading, there is no beach in beachmere, just a man made sewerage lake that tends to smell rather unpleasant which causes most of the residents to hallucinate and think that there is a beach there.

Girl: Hey wanna go hang at the beachmere beach
Guy: Pft, there's no beach in beachmere its just a sewerage lake

by Dr Coolio June 21, 2011